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20 MOST COMMON PEOPLE YOU'LL MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM
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EXCITABLE: SHORTS HALF TWISTED AROUND, CANNOT FIND HOLE, RIPS
SHORTS.
SOCIABLE: JOINS FRIENDS IN PISS WHETHER HE HAS TO OR NOT.
CROSS-EYED: LOOKS INTO NEXT URINAL TO SEE HOW THE OTHER GUY IS
FIXED.
TIMID: CANNOT PISS WHEN SOMEONE IS LOOKING, FLUSHES URINAL,
COMES BACK LATER.
INDIFFERENT: ALL URINALS BEING USED, PISSES IN SINK.
LOVER: NO HANDS, FIXES TIE, LOOKS AROUND AND USUALLY PISSES
ON FLOOR.
WORRIED: NOT SURE OF WHERE HE HAD BEEN LATELY, MAKES QUICK
INSPECTION.
FRIVOLOUS: PLAYS STREAM UP, DOWN AND ACROSS URINALS, TRIES TO HIT
FLY OR BUG.
ABSENT-MINDED: OPENS VEST, PULLS OUT TIE, PISSES IN PANTS.
CHILDISH: PISSES DIRECTLY IN BOTTOM OF URINAL, LIKES TO SEE IT
BUBBLE.
SNEAK: FARTS SILENTLY WHILE PISSING, ACTS VERY INNOCENT,
KNOWS MAN IN NEXT STALL WILL GET BLAMED.
PATIENT: STANDS VERY CLOSE FOR A LONG TIME WHILE WAITING. READS
WITH FREE HAND.
DESPERATE: WAITS IN A LONG LINE, TEETH FLOATING, PISSES IN PANTS.
TOUGH: BANGS DICK ON SIDE OF URINAL TO DRY IT.
EFFICIENT: WAITS UNTIL HE HAS TO CRAP, THEN DOES BOTH.
FAT: BACKS UP AND TAKES A BLIND SHOT AT URINAL, PISSES IN
SHOE.
LITTLE: STANDS ON BOX, FALLS IN, DROWNS.
DRUNK: HOLDS LEFT THUMB IN RIGHT HAND, PISSES IN PANTS.
DISGRUNTLED: STANDS FOR A WHILE, GIVES UP AND WALKS AWAY.
CONCEITED: HOLDS TWO INCH DICK LIKE A BASEBALL BAT.